Anonymous asked: My boyfriend and I have had sex before and it isn't as good as my previous times. He is a bit smaller than the other people I've been with. And he isn't as good.. What can we try to do to make the sex better..? Help please.
try some new things! I promise you, it’s not really about the size of his dick, it’s about how he uses it. first of all, FOREPLAY FOREPLAY FOREPLAY. make sure you’re as wet and aroused as you can possibly be before you actually start fucking. try taking control and getting on top of him, so you can take his whole cock inside you and grind your clit against him while you ride him. if you really feel like he’s just plain DOIN IT WRONG, then talk to him and tell him what you want! tell him how you want him to fuck you. tell him things he does that you love. the best thing you can possibly do for your sex life is COMMUNICATE with your partner. and while you’re working on this… remember why he’s your boyfriend; I assume he’s smart/ funny/ sweet/ whatever, so instead of being bummed that you haven’t quite gotten perfectly in sync in the bedroom yet, make sure you don’t lose hope and you keep the spark alive.
Anonymous asked: Okay, but I'm not 18. I just really love listening to them! Especially the one with the guy who got a blowjob in the church. Do you have a kik?
isn’t it past your bedtime
Anonymous asked: Can you post more audio things?
we can only post what you SUBMIT! hint hint. ;)
Anonymous asked: I've never been eaten out.. I always thought it was because I haven't had anything serious for a long time, just casual sex. What should I do during sex to suggest to the guy I want him to go down on me? I shave it in different designs to make it look all nice and neat, I think it deserves some attention!!
LET THE RECORD SHOW that you should not have to say anything!!! they should be volunteering!!! but “go down on me.” oughta do the trick. :)
Anonymous asked: I'm a virgin and I am 17 year old female. I am constantly horny as fuck and I even get a little turned on by some guys in my classes, I am obsessed with fucking myself with a hair brush end. is this normal? :/
yes very normal! adolescence is a flood of hormones, and masturbation is a healthy outlet for the urges they cause. :)
one-crazy-ass-motherfucker asked: So, ive been dating for a while now,and me and ny girlfriend have done stuff,but i wanna try anal,and she doesnt. Is it good ?? And what can i do to convince her?(sitting and talking havent worked,several times btw)
some people love anal and some people hate it. some people get a lot of pleasure out of it, and some people only get pain and discomfort. so I can’t really answer “is it good?” since that depends on the person.
luckily, “how do I convince my anti-anal girlfriend to let me fuck her in her ass” is an easy answer — you don’t. you’ve tried talking to her about it several times and you’ve always gotten shut down. do you know why? it’s because she doesn’t want you to fuck her in her ass. when you’ve had the talk “several times” and it’s still a no… it’s time to stop barking up the wrong tree. it’s her body, and she gets to decide what goes into it (and where). leave her alone already!!! if she changes her mind and wants to try it, she knows you’ll be interested. in the meantime, every time you ask her, it’s going to feel more and more like you’re pressuring her into it, and she’ll begin to resent you more and more. haven’t you ever heard of “no means no” ??? seriously, being repeatedly asked the same question for which you give the same absolute answer GETS REALLY OLD REALLY FAST. don’t be That Guy. please.
now, my question for you::: would you let your girlfriend fuck your ass with a strap-on dildo? something to think about the next time you’re bewildered as to why she’s not on all fours begging for it. :)
Anonymous asked: So whenever I'm smoking weed I get really horny, especially if I'm in the same room with someone I like... does this happen to anyone else or is it just me?
yooo it’s definitely not just you. seriously for me marijuana is a str8up aphrodisiac like goT dAyum. so hmu and let’s burn! ;)
Anonymous asked: You guys are doing a fabulous job. Most of us understand you're busy, and we appreciate your dedication to the blog. Thanks (:
thank u bless u we love u :’)
Anonymous asked: so i'm really insecure about my boobs cause my nipples are inverted and i really want to have sex with my bf but my insecurity stops me i mean i feel like my boobs are really ugly and they aren't big or too perky :/ what should i do
we get this question a lot and seriously you guys, inverted nipples are way more common than you think!!! there is nothing ugly about inverted nipples, forreal. your tits don’t have to be big OR perky to be beautiful — ALL TITTIES ARE BEAUTIFUL BY DEFAULT BECAUSE TITTIES. just talk to your boyfriend before you get undressed for him and tell him you’re insecure because you have inverted nipples. if he’s not a complete asshat, then he’s not gonna care. for all you know, he’ll think they’re unique and cute as hell!
SOME people have found that getting their inverted nipples pierced helped keep their nipples “out,” but not everybody! if that’s something you’re interested in, talk to your doctor and to a professional piercer.
Anonymous asked: So pretty much i recently had sex with one of my close friends' ex.. and we both agreed to not tell ANYONE like at fucking all because well. that's pretty much committing social suicide, especially for me.. i kinda feel like a bad fucking person.. i mean, at the time they weren't even together but like 2 days ago they got back together, and sex didn't mean anything to me like at all. And will never happen again. does this make me a shitty fucking person?
nope! there’s nothing wrong with two single consenting people hooking up.
Anonymous asked: Sooo english is not my native language so excuse me if I make mistakes... I'm a straight girl but I really (like really) like to masturbate to lesbian porn or to women who masturbate themselves, but I don't imagine myself having sex with a woman... Have you ever aswered to this kind of "ask" ? I didn't find any questions like this that's why I'm asking it. Is it normal ?
YOOO REALTALK — IT IS NORMAL TO LIKE WHATEVER KIND OF PORN YOU LIKE. really really!!! it is totally normal and totally ok to be straight and like gay porn — just like gay people can like straight porn! it’s ok to prefer gentle sex in real life, but like masturbating to hardcore rough porn. it’s ok!!! brains are weird!!! sometimes they like things that we didn’t think we liked!!! it doesn’t necessarily mean anything, it’s just something that gets your rocks off, and that’s ok. :)